People You Should Meet

College isn’t nearly as interesting as it should be.

This semester has been a monotonous schedule of philosophy classes and 4-hour-long lacrosse practices. If I’m lucky, the day might even include a Sudoku puzzle! Anyways, before I get too boring for you, here are some of the individuals that keep my life from becoming completely dull.

The Delightful Lax-Bro – In all honesty, I only play lacrosse so I can listen to my senior captain sing Miley Cyrus’ songs as we work out.

The Girl from Beijing – Have you ever met an attractive European girl who speaks fluent Mandarin? Ever???

The Ping-Pong Buddy – The intense table tennis matches become comical once we attempt to grunt like professional tennis players.

The Inappropriate Assistant Coach – The entire lacrosse team loves this guy. Why? Practices can only be fun when someone ends every sentence with “Fucking a’ right!”

The Best Worst Friend – For my birthday, she got me a raspberry-colored women’s sweatshirt. And I kept it.

The Ridiculous Philosophy Professor – No other teacher would ask students not to sext during class…

The One I’m Going To Propose To – First, we made a bet on which team would win the Super Bowl. Then, she baked me chocolate-chip-peanut-butter cookies. Need I say more?

Of course, life is sometimes about spending a little alone-time to solve a Rubik’s cube, but for the most part, it’s about appreciating the people you have in your life. Even if you’re okay with seclusion…well, wouldn’t you want to meet attractive European women (or men)?

So who captivates your life?